The Gilligan Effect
Gilligan is not a Mouse. Gilligan is more of an idea, a revolution... you see, apparently Gilligan is all mice, all mice everywhere and everything they do, and everything they represent. Mice will rise up!! Of course, I really mean that all mice everywhere seem to be attracted to my apartment and are capable of rising up on the top of my kitchen cabinets and eating through my rat poison boxes, and they seem also to be able to consume large quantities of poison, crawl in my walls, and make my apartment smell like, you guessed, dead mice. All the poison is gone, but crumbs don't mysteriously turn into mouse poo overnight anymore, so thats good.

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